Monday, April 27, 2009
love tests - website personalityquiz.net
Scenarios that attempt to explain your outlook on love.
1. The end of the world is coming, if you can save only one kind of animal, which one will you pick?
a. Rabbit
b. Sheep
c. Deer
d. Horse
2. If you had to be an animal which one would you choose?
a. Dog
b. Cat
c. Horse
d. Snake
3. If you have the power to make one species disappear forever, which one will that be?
a. Lion
b. Snake
c. Crocodile
d. Shark
4. If one of the following animals could speak which would you prefer it to be?
a. Sheep
b. Horse
c. Rabbit
d. Bird
5. On an isolated island you can only have one of the following as your companion, which one would you choose?
a. Human
b. Pig
c. Cow
d. Bird
6. If you had the ability to tame all animals, which would you prefer as a pet?
a. Dinosaur
b. White tiger
c. Polar bear
d. Leopard
7. If you could be an animal for 5 minutes which of the following would you prefer to be?
a. Lion
b. Cat
c. Horse
d. Pigeon
Analysis
1. Your choice represents the personality of the person you would be attracted to in real life situation.
a. Rabbit - Cold as ice on the outside, but warm inside.
b. Sheep - Obedient and warm.
c. Deer - Elegant and well-mannered.
d. Horse - Unbridled, free-spirited and free
2. Your choice represents the impression that you would like to give to your partner.
a. Dog - Loyal and faithful.
b. Cat - Stylish
c. Horse - Optimistic
d. Snake - Flexible
3. Your choice represents the behavior that would cause you to break up with your partner.
a. Lion - Your partner's arrogance and authoritative behavior.
b. Snake - Your partner is too emotional and moody and you don't know how to please him/her.
c. Crocodile - Your partner's ruthlessness.
d. Shark - Your partner's insecurity.
4. Your choice represents the kind of relationship that you would like to build with your partner.
a. Sheep - You both know what the other person is thinking without saying a word.
b. Horse - Both of you should be able to talk about everything and anything with no secrets kept.
c. Rabbit - A relationship that makes you feel warm and always in love.
d. Bird - A long-lasting relationship.
5. Your choice shows whether you are capable of committing adultery
a. Human - Probably not.
b. Pig - You can't resist desire and lust so you are likely to commit adultery.
c. Cow - You are tolerant and you will try very hard not to do it.
d. Bird - You don't like to make commitments and are likely to commit adultery.
6. Your choice represents your views about marriage.
a. Dinosaur - You are quite pessimistic and you don't think happy marriages exist anymore nowadays.
b. White tiger - You think marriage is something precious, once you get married, you'll treasure it and your partner very much.
c. Polar bear - You are afraid of marriage, you think it would take away your freedom.
d. Leopard - You always wanted to get married, but in fact, you don't know what it's all about.
7. Your choice represents your views about love at this present moment.
a. Lion - You always thirst for love, you can do anything for it, but you won't fall for it easily.
b. Cat - You are quite self-centered; you think of love as something you can get and trash anytime you want.
c. Horse - You don't want to be tied by a steady relationship, you just want to flirt.
d. Pigeon - You think of love as a commitment for both parties.
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Saturday, April 25, 2009
teringin nak g tempat niee....
tengah dok mengumpul duit nak g itali..
Insyaallah by the end if this year kot..
ley makan pasta.. nek perahu.. amik gambar.. bestnyerr
if bonus masyuk.. huhuhu..
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
anemia?
What is Anemia?
Anemia, one of the more common blood disorders, occurs when the level of healthy red blood cells (RBCs) in the body becomes too low. This can lead to health problems because RBCs contain hemoglobin, which carries oxygen to the body's tissues. anemia can cause a variety of complications, including fatigue and stress on bodily organs.
Anemia can be caused by many things, but the three main bodily mechanisms that produce it are:
- excessive destruction of RBCs
- blood loss
- inadequate production of RBCs
Among many other causes, anemia can result from inherited disorders, nutritional problems (such as an iron or vitamin deficiency), infections, some kinds of cancer, or exposure to a drug or toxin.
Signs and Symptoms of Anemia
If your has anemia, the first symptoms might be mild skin paleness, and decreased pinkness of the lips and nailbeds. These changes happen gradually, though, so they may be difficult to notice. Other common signs of anemia include:
- irritability
- fatigue
- dizziness, lightheadedness, and a rapid heartbeat
Diagnosing Anemia
In many cases, doctors don't diagnose anemia until they run blood tests as part of a routine physical examination. A complete blood count (CBC) may indicate that there are fewer red blood cells than normal. Other diagnostic tests may include:
- Blood smear examination: Blood is smeared on a glass slide for microscopic examination of RBCs, which can sometimes indicate the cause of the anemia.
- Iron tests: These include total serum iron and ferritin tests, which can help to determine whether anemia is due to iron deficiency.
- Hemoglobin electrophoresis: Used to identify various abnormal hemoglobins in the blood and to diagnose sickle cell anemia, the thalassemias, and other inherited forms of anemia.
- Bone marrow aspiration and biopsy: This test can help determine whether cell production is happening normally in the bone marrow. It's the only way to diagnose aplastic anemia definitively and is also used if a disease affecting the bone marrow (such as leukemia) is a suspected cause of the anemia.
- Reticulocyte count: A measure of young RBCs, this helps to determine if production of red blood cells is at normal levels.
Preventing Anemia
- Cow's milk consumption.- Iron-fortified cereal and formula.
- Well-balanced diet.
so pada kesimpulannya... i kene la jaga pemakanan i.. tu la asyik skip makan..
huhuhu.. korg jgn jadik cam akoo.. sihat sihat kan diri anda sebelum merana..
Iklan kerajaan - Jangan merokok membahayakan kesihatan
Monday, April 20, 2009
my fav video clip & song
suke tengok movie nie.. sedih sangat2 & touching ..
suke maya karin berlakon.. she's beautiful kan?
then lagu dia best gilerr.. faizal tahir memang best..
nah lirik lagu nie..
kasih tercipta - faizal tahir
Kasih hilang tiada bicara
Setelah cintaku kau puja rintihan rindu terus melanda
Redup cahaya oh hati lara
Bisiklah kiranya aku bersalah
Sedetik tersirat rasa
Kau cipta kasih yang ku miliki
Cintaku jujur selama ini
Carilah aku dalam hatimu
Sayang sebutlah kau rindu
Hanya… pintaku
Kasihmu kekal setia
Usah biarku oh terus terluka
Ooh… Kasih tercipta
Ooh… Carilah ku sayang
Mesra suaramu… kini berbeza
Gagal sembunyi sedih
Kenangan lalu menusuk jiwa
Manis seindah berganti pedih
Pabila bersamamu, debaran
Darah arus mengalir, cinta
Lahir selamanya
Berilah selamanya
Berilah… kucupan sayang
Biar terukir wajah…
Kasih tercipta…
Berilah… kucupan sayang
Biar terukir wajah…
Kasih tercipta
Ooh… kasih tercipta…
Kini ku mengerti
Walau berbisa
Ku rela kiranya kau bahagia
Saturday, April 18, 2009
jum main kuiz-kuiz
Imagine you're walking in this endless desert, you're tired, thirsty and hungry, after walking many hours.
Now .. a majestic building appears before you.
1. What appears before you is
a. A castle
b. A museum
c. A hotel
d. A place of worship
my answer - a
2. You enter this building through the
a. Window
b. Door
c. Balcony
d. Underground tunnel
my answer - d
Inside you find the place very majestic and beautiful.. Suddenly you hear a knock on the door.. you open the door...and find someone you really want to be with...
3. Who is the person?
my answer - of course la my sis
You continue walking and you see a staircase leading to the next floor
4. Is it spiral or straight?
my answer - spiral
You walk up the stairs... counting the steps as you walk..
5. How many steps are there? (any number from 1 to infinity)
my answer - 100 ? maybe.. gigil lutut i
Next you enter a room...
6. How big do you want it to be?
a. The size of a fish tank
b. The size of a cupboard
c. The size of a jungle
d. The size of the pacific ocean
my answer - d.. bigger is better..
7. What do you want the color of the walls to be?
a. Red
b. Purple
c. Yellow or orange
d. Rainbow colors
my answer - red (my fav color)
A table appears before you....
8. Is it round or square or triangular or simply shapeless?
my answer - triangular
There is a basket with 5 fruits on the table.. cherries, apples, oranges, grapes and watermelons.
9. Choose a fruit.my answer - cherries
THE ANSWERS :
Analysis
1. Tells the things that you pursue
A castle signifies wealth
A museum signifies career
A hotel signifies home and love
A place of worship represents your own belief or spiritual growth
2. Signifies the kind of life that you pursue
Window - A life full of surprises
Door - A smooth and safe life
Balcony - A romantic and peaceful life
Underground - A dangerous but meaningful life full of experiences
3. The person you see behind the door is the one you can
really trust and rely on during your problems and grave danger
4. The staircase signifies your love life. Winding but beautiful or ordinary but boring.
5. The number of steps signifies the number of tries and attempts you make to keep your relationships.
6. The size of the room shows how adventurous you are. The smaller the more conservative you are.
7. The color of the room is your character
Red - Passionate
Purple: Adventurous
Yellow or orange: Cheerful
Rainbow: You are unsure of what you really are
8. The shape of the table again shows how you handle situations
Square: Firm and fair
Round: You like to see things from many points of view
Triangle: You want to be original
Shapeless: You are indecisive and always procrastinating
9. The fruit actually signify what kinds of friends you would look for. Bigger fruit signify the physical appearance of the person, smaller fruit mean that you go for character.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Ice cream test - Pick your favorite flavor.
If you like vanilla,
you are colorful, impulsive, a risk taker who sets high goals and has high expectations of yourself. You also enjoy close family relationships. Gregarious, lives a hectic life. Easily suggestible, expressive, idealistic; a private person.
Prototype: Lovelorn housewife.
If you like chocolate,
you are lively, creative, dramatic, charming, enthusiastic and the life of the party. Chocolate fans enjoy being at the center of attention and can become bored with the usual routine. Seductive, well-dressed, extroverted, easily influenced, a follower, intuitive, enjoys intimate relationships.
Prototype: Feminine woman, macho man.
If you like butter pecan,
you are orderly, perfectionist, careful, detail-oriented, conscientious, ethical and fiscally conservative. You are also competitive, aggressive in sports and the take-charge type of personality.
Prototype: Executive, secretary.
if you like banana,
you are easy going, well adjusted, generous, honest and empathetic.
Prototype: The perfect husband, wife, parent or child.
If you like strawberry,
you are shy, yet emotionally robust, skeptical, detail-oriented, opinionated, introverted and self critical. Easily made to feel guilty; cranky, pessimistic, low self-esteem.
Prototype: Bureaucrat, journalist.
If you like chocolate chip,
you are generous, competitive and accomplished. You are charming in social situations, ambitious and competent. A visionary, a conqueror, enjoys being catered to, a go-getter, intolerant of defeat.
Prototype: Industry leaders, voted most likely to succeed in school.
The flavorology research also compiled a compatibility chart for ice cream lovers.
If your favorite flavor is:
- Vanilla - you are most likely to be compatible with someone whose favorite flavor is also vanilla.
- Chocolate - you are most likely to be compatible with someone whose favorite flavor is butter pecan or chocolate chip.
- Butter pecan - you are most likely to be compatible with someone whose favorite flavor is butter pecan, chocolate or chocolate chip.
- Banana - you are compatible with all flavors.
- Strawberry - you are most likely to be compatible with someone whose favorite flavor is chocolate chip.
- Chocolate chip - you are most likely to be compatible with someone whose favorite flavor is butter pecan or chocolate.
Analyzing your dreams
Just want to share with all visitors.
What did you dream of last night? Analyze your dream and find out what it means!
Animals
Animals may represent one's parents and their relationship to a parent in particular. Domestic animals usually denote good fortune whilst wild animals symbolize trouble, fears or even misfortune.
Baby
Babies generally denote a feeling of vulnerability, or need for love. If you see a pretty baby in your dream you will be fortunate. However, if the baby is ugly or displeasing to you, beware of the people around you, someone might not be worthy of your trust.
Blood
Blood symbolizes life, while in women it can also represent creativity. When red, blood symbolizes passion or violence. If you dream of losing blood you may be feeling exhausted. If you dream of causing someone to bleed, you may feel the desire to reduce their power.
Cats
Cats symbolize instinct and the female side of the self. If you see a cat in your dreams it might be a sign of developing your intuitive powers. However, if you are being attacked by a cat, beware of fake friends. If there’s a cat screeching in your dream, beware of gossip. A purring cat promises happiness.
Car
Cars generally symbolize power, status and vitality. Pay attention to what your feelings were about the dream? Was it a pleasant journey? Was it a luxurious car or an old clunker? Who was driving? Where the car takes you may represent where your life should be going. If the journey was stressful or ended up in an accident your dream may be a warning to change course in waking life before disaster strikes.
Cheating
If your dream included you cheating on your partner it might be a sign of guilt, or even your need to explore your sexuality. If your partner is cheating on you in your dream this might indicate inner fears of abandonment or lack of self-esteem.
Cross
Usually represents great balance in your life. It might also indicate a crossroad in your life about an important decision. It may also be a sign of something coming to an end in your life, like a relationship, a job etc.
Death
Dreaming of death may simply symbolize your anxiety about dying. However death in dreams is more often a sign of changes in one's life, since resurrection comes after death. A dead person in a dream may be relevant to past relationships with that particular person. If the dead person is you, this might indicate an exhausting and unpleasant life condition; spend some time for your self and let go of everything that stresses you.
Dogs
Dogs generally symbolize male energy A friendly dog indicates domestic peace and happiness. A vicious dog may be a sign of upcoming health or financial trouble. A fierce dog or a dog attacking you suggests untrustworthy friends or trouble within friendships. A howling dog warns of separation from loved ones. A nervous dog straining at the end of a leash may indicate that you are fed up with a problem. A dog barking happily indicates pleasing social recognition, but if it is barking fiercely, you are being warned of possible legal troubles.
Falling
Dreaming of falling may represent the fear of letting go of something or someone, or the loss of control in a situation.
Fire
Fire may symbolize various things; sexual or extreme emotions, great passion, hate, anger, need for transformation, need to get rid of things that make you a worse person, or even an actual fever. Dreaming of your house being on fire may indicate a feeling that your life is 'going up in flames'.
Flying
Flying indicates a need for freedom or search for love, fortune or a place in life and generally symbolizes your strong mind and will. Flying in dreams is usually a good omen of overcoming obstacles and finding happiness. If you are flying with ease and enjoying the landscape below, then it suggests that you are on top of a situation. Difficulties in flight might indicate lack of control. If you feel fear when you are flying it suggests that you are afraid of challenges and success.
Hair
Hair usually represents conscious knowledge or the lack of it. As Freud said abundant hair may signify virility or male sexuality. Cutting hair may symbolize loss of power and self-esteem or even fear of getting old.
House
Different rooms within a house represent your varying emotions, ideas and complexes. Going upstairs symbolizes conscious thinking while the basement represents the unconscious mind. A new house represents financial security while an old house is a sign of a reunion or renewal of an old association. Building a house or seeing one under construction forecasts unexpected gain. Seeing a house being demolished indicates grief over a sudden loss.
Kiss
Was the kissing pleasant? This predicts happiness and contentment. Was it something meaningless and insincere? Then it indicates an untrustworthy friend or disappointment in a love affair. To dream of trying to avoid a kiss from someone you dislike portends a minor illness or a vexing experience. If you dream about watching other people kiss it may indicate feeling lonely or unhappy in your own relationship.
Killing
Represents repressed anger. It may also indicate jealousy or a severe emotional stress during which you must make a huge effort to control your temper.
Lost
Dreaming of being lost indicates that you are lost in your life, something is missing. This could include love, career, and spirituality. Where you are lost, holds the solution to your problem.
Naked
Nudity may symbolize being caught off guard and unprepared for a challenge. It might also symbolize childhood innocence, freedom or a desire for sex or recognition. If you're feeling bad about your nudity it night indicate a vulnerability or a fear of being embarrassed and exposed. If no one else seems to notice your nudity, your fears are unfounded and you are simply making an issue out of nothing.
Running
Such a dream might indicate your need to escape from a situation. If you are being chased pay attention, the pursuer might be a part of your self that you avoid seeing. A dream of being unable to run indicates a lack of self-confidence. A more direct analysis of chase dreams is the fear of being attacked.
Sex
Sexuality in dreams depends on the emotions you get. If the feelings are pleasant it is very normal. However if the dream was disturbing you need to explore its meaning. A feeling of dissatisfaction might indicate that your love relationship needs to be renewed. If you dream of being raped it is symbolizing a betrayal of the most powerful kind.
Snakes
Snakes can symbolize temptation or even betrayal. A snake biting you indicates the betrayal of a friend or an enemy.
Teeth
Losing teeth symbolizes the fear of getting old or the anxiety about your appearance and how others perceive you. It also symbolizes change in one's way of thinking. Teeth also symbolize money. This theory is based on the tooth fairy story told to children that loose teeth.
Water
Water represents the unconscious self. Calm water is usually a sign of fortune, rough waters alert you to reconsider your actions. If you dream of deep water it might indicate that you are afraid of emotional involvement in a relationship. If you are drowning, this might be a warning or a sign that you need more spiritual examination. If you see your reflection in water your subconscious may be trying to draw your attention on an aspect of yourself. Waterfalls in a dream indicate energizing, healthy release of emotions and healing.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
pesta buku di pwtc
Mon - Thurs: 10.00AM to 8.00PM
Fri - Sun & Public holidays: 10.00AM to 9.00PM
Venue: Putra World Trade Centre (PWTC), Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
So kepada ulat-ulat buku, jangan lupa dtg ke PWTC!!
Daripada membeli belah barang2 yg tak berguna, apa kata kite beli buku sbb banyak faedahnye kan?
hari ini
suke makan kat sane sbb sedap2.. nak buat tak reti.. takpe2 soh LINDA ajarkan.
mulut kene nganga beso2.. 'amm' apabila dah dimasukkan dalam mulut..
rase pahit-pahit & sedap.. muahaha yela dah namanye kek tiramisu kan
bintang-bintang
Dominant in relationships.. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager.. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Ha rsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser.. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
ARIES - The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge... EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, but is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.
LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything.. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.
CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
PISCES - The Dreamer (marvic, bain & me)
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Beautiful.
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
10 petanda kamu patut berhenti kerja
1. Setiap kali pulang kerja, ada saja perkara yang kamu nak kutuk mengenai bosmu.
2. Rasa macam nak menangis sebaik sahaja kamu melangkah masuk ke pejabat setiap pagi. Stressnya!
3. Jawatanmu bukan main dan gempak lagi, tapi gajimu sekadar tahap pekerja junior walaupun kamu sudah berkhidmat di syarikat sama 10 tahun lamanya.
4. Kamu terpaksa meng'hodoh'kan penampilan ala-ala Ugly Betty gara-gara majikanmu yang gatal semacam. Tak senang duduk melihat renungan semacamnya itu!
5. Kamu langsung tak pernah dipuji oleh bos malah seringkali pula dikeji walaupun kamu yakin hasil kerjamu adalah yang terbaik berbanding teman sekerja lain.
6. Berkali-kali kamu ditawarkan pekerjaan baru yang tiga kali gandalebih tinggi bayaran gajinya untuk jawatan yang lebih baik.
7. Apabila kamu sendiri berasa dirimu gagal menghasilkan yang terbaik dalam setiap tugas diberikan dan tak suka dengan pekerjaan yang dilakukan.
8. Kamu dengan sengaja atau tidak telah mendatangkan kerugian besar kepada syarikat atas kecuaianmu.
9. Matamu tak henti-henti menjeling jam tangan kerana tak sabar menunggu waktu pulang. Setiap saat yang kamu lalui di pejabat terasa begitu menyeksakan.
10. Kamu terdengar desas-desus syarikat tempatmu bernaung itu bakal muflis. Lebih baik kamu 'cabut' dulu!
my collections
Ni koleksi anak-anak patung masa zaman muda mudi dulu kala..
I nak kasik free kepada sesape yg nak.. IKHLAS
Tak pun bagi kat anak-anak yatim.. Insyaallah
Saturday, April 11, 2009
bulan may
tadi dia sms, pihak lelaki merisik & bakal bertunang bulan may nie.. kawen insyaallah lepas raye..
yg gilernyerr cinta diorg cinta kilat.. hahaha 2 minggu perkenalan trus nak ikat perhubungan..
alhamdullilah..
Friday, April 10, 2009
masih dalam ingatan
Semalam, kucing kesayangan telah pergi meninggalkan tuan dia untuk selama-lamanya..
huhuhu. Yuuki mati sbb kene patuk dek ular.. dia mati dalam waktu 500pm sbb my mum call bagitau. Dalam perjalanan balik ke umah, nangis je sampai nak drive pun tak nampak jalan.. huhuhu.. Paling sayang kat Yuuki sbb dia paling kiut, encem, manje & ngade2..
Thursday, April 9, 2009
jangan minta cerai dalam kerete.. (baca dlu)
bace je lahh
AL-KISAH..
suami tengah memandu.
Isteri : kita dah berkawin 15 tahun dah,saya rasa saya tak sesuai lagi bersama dengan awak.... saya nak mintak cerai dengan awak.....
si suami diam dan terus memandu kereta ...bertambah laju....(70km)
isteri : saya dah tak cintakan awak lagi...sebenarnya saya dah ada teman lelaki....dia akan berkawin dengan saya lepas awak ceraikan saya... saya malas nak cerita panjang lagi.. dan saya tak nak awak cuba pujuk saya..saya dah bosan hidup dengan awak....!!
si suami terus memandu dengan penuh perasaan marah...masih diam...
Isteri : bila kita bercerai,saya nak rumah kita...
si suami masih diam ...memandu dengan lebih laju......(80km)
isteri : saya nak anak kita juga...awak bukan boleh pelihara mereka.....
si suami masih diam ..tambah kelajuan (100 km)
isteri : saya nak kereta ini,kredit card dan saving akaun kita
sisuami masih diam, membelok kereta ke arah jaya jusco.......
isteri : awak ada ingin minta apa2??
suami : tak perlu....saya dah ada apa yang saya perlukan...
isteri : ya kah?? apa yang awak ada..??
suami : si suami menjawap sebelum beliau melanggar dinding konkrit jaya jusco... saya ada air bag.....awak tak ada..
Sunday, April 5, 2009
fatty & i
Tapi dia wat hal pakse tuan dia amik gak pics dia..
Kalo tak, tgk la dia gigit tali camera tuan dia..
Mengganas tak tentu pasal.. huhuhu..
Seb baik tak putus tali camera tuhh..
Kalo tak potong elaun makan seminggu untuk si Fatty nie..
Gi Johor
ni nak masuk tangkak lagi 17 km..
jauh perjalanan luas pandangan
ni kat tol tangkak dalam rm18.60 je kene bayor dari tol upm
ni nak masuk ke simpang nak menuju umah kazen i
ni kat hentian bas..
unik sebab ade bendera Malaysia & Johor
sampai2 je kat umah kazen,
majlis tu dah nak berakhir..
lambat plak i sampai. pic baby tak dapat di amik sbb
baby tu asyik nangis je.. huhuhu
kalo bab makan, mana2 majlis mesti ramai serbu..
haa makan-makan-makan, jangan malu2
sedap la nasi beriyani, ayam masak merah,
rendang kambing etc
nie keadaaan selepas di serbu .. licin!!
nie kucing kazen i ngan anak2 kucing.. cumel kan?
smile !!
ade 3 ekor - 2 betina (belang2 hitam, belang2 oren)
& 1 jantan (putih)
burung nie pun nak posing gak
nie buah mangga depan umah kazen i..
wahh sedapnyerr
nie khas sesapa yg lum penah tgk jantung pisang
agak2 linda blaja tak pasal jantung pisang ni kat IJN ?
muahaha
perjalanan balik dari johor.. jem & hujan
ade xcident kat kajang..